Chemical Burns and Wild Teachers.

Two stories overlapped on the TV tonight. A teacher snapped and is accused of attempting to murder a teenager who was causing mayhem in his class.

Meanwhile a number of High Street stores are paying out $20 million in damages to people who had their skin burnt and damaged by chemicals used to preserve the leather in transit.

Merge them together and you have a decent solution. Give the stressed out teachers the £20 million and make the mutant teenagers sit on the skin burning sofas!!…see if that sorts them out.


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